preppy-on-a-budget

Anonymous asked:

So like, what's a preppy food? What do you eat that's preppy? How can I eat preppy?

prepofthesouth answered:

Thou shalt not eat anything that rhymes with cargo. Thou shalt not dine unless wearing Vineyard Pulitzer Ralph Brothers. Thou shalt always blot thy mouth in-between bites with a seersucker napkin. Thou shalt sprinkle thy food with ground up pearls. Thou shalt not dine unless it is upon a riding horse upon a tennis court upon a yacht. 

sopreppyandsouthern:

This is still my favorite thing

jarvishasthephonebox

akupitiyo:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

reclusivewanker:

m-ignon:

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half our generation wouldn’t even understand that

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid