Thou shalt not eat anything that rhymes with cargo. Thou shalt not dine unless wearing Vineyard Pulitzer Ralph Brothers. Thou shalt always blot thy mouth in-between bites with a seersucker napkin. Thou shalt sprinkle thy food with ground up pearls. Thou shalt not dine unless it is upon a riding horse upon a tennis court upon a yacht.
This is still my favorite thing
everyone who likes coconut water is lying
Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half our generation wouldn’t even understand that
yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.
only real Ancient Greek kids would understand
reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid